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Saturday, May 3, 2008 @ 12:12 AM
Okay , one week more to end of exam and swuush~ relax !! , for 2 days. Its like shit man , Chinese Os is approaching and my aunt is so going to give me a pile of model essays to read. However , its for my own good actually. In fact , i 've learn pretty much from my aunt on how to do better in essays. Perhaps i'll treat her mac one day : D , the 50 cents icecream , haha. Right , gonna post a joke in case i forget one day . Can also share with my friends mah. "Think out of the box" . I got this joke from my email , and i find it super uber lame , which i rly like it . Once upon a time , there's a princess in this huge country. She's definitely a beauty ,but she has a disease. Anything that she touches will melt . The king got very worried , and so he annouced to the world telling them that whoever can bring something which will not melt after being touched by the princess , he will marry the princess to him and also let him be the king The next day , 3 princes reached the castle and met the king. The first prince took out a treasure sword .Despite its sturdy looks , it melts immediately after being touched by the princess. The second prince took out diamonds , which are supposed to be the hardest material on Earth. However , they still melted. The third prince approached the princess and told her to put her hand into his pants. The princess obeyed him , and put her hand into his pants. She blushed , and smiled. The item the third prince had did not melt ,and they lived happily ever after~~~~ Qn : What is the thing in his pants??? ( curious huh? :D ) P.niss must be the common answer , or ballss! but no =x scrolldown4answer Ans : M&M , it melts only in your mouth , not in ur hand xD . This is the slogan for the m&m chocs. Dun believe?? Go and check lar ! =x  |