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Friday, May 2, 2008 @ 4:02 PM
Hey oh my gosh , i cnt freaking believe i'm back to blogging . Actually my previous blog is somewhat 'emo' type . I noticed tt i can find the word 'emo' in almost every post!. So dumb , lyka nubsaucecakepwnrofl : D .Well , i wont rly want to post about what have i done today or watever . So , i decided to post a joke everytime i post . Yup , but also mayb some crap above lahh. If not not call blog liao . Today , my new blog's birthday and also a weekend : ) Shioks. So i gonna put 2 jokes i found recently . Ok , seriousness aside.. ... So you want better "performance pay " huh?? Mr . P.Niss wants a raise. I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen. visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, V. GinaAnd , well ,i've learnt in bio tt its ONE suspicious-looking bag , not two . U'r so going to b laughed at if u go tell my bio Cher tt u have 2 bags. : ) Okay , next is some retarded joke that i found somewhere ( i forgot ) . Well , still okay bah... There are 26 alphabets , A-Z . If the letter 'E' and 'T' is taken away from the 26 alphabets , how many alphabets left?? 24 ?? u got to be freaking kiddin me. tts uber naive : DD scrolldownforanswer Answer is 21 . Why??? When E and T moves away , it brings UFO along : D. Funny right . lols.
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Friday, May 2, 2008 @ 4:02 PM
Hey oh my gosh , i cnt freaking believe i'm back to blogging . Actually my previous blog is somewhat 'emo' type . I noticed tt i can find the word 'emo' in almost every post!. So dumb , lyka nubsaucecakepwnrofl : D .Well , i wont rly want to post about what have i done today or watever . So , i decided to post a joke everytime i post . Yup , but also mayb some crap above lahh. If not not call blog liao . Today , my new blog's birthday and also a weekend : ) Shioks. So i gonna put 2 jokes i found recently . Ok , seriousness aside.. ... So you want better "performance pay " huh?? Mr . P.Niss wants a raise. I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen. visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, V. GinaAnd , well ,i've learnt in bio tt its ONE suspicious-looking bag , not two . U'r so going to b laughed at if u go tell my bio Cher tt u have 2 bags. : ) Okay , next is some retarded joke that i found somewhere ( i forgot ) . Well , still okay bah... There are 26 alphabets , A-Z . If the letter 'E' and 'T' is taken away from the 26 alphabets , how many alphabets left?? 24 ?? u got to be freaking kiddin me. tts uber naive : DD scrolldownforanswer Answer is 21 . Why??? When E and T moves away , it brings UFO along : D. Funny right . lols.
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