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Thursday, September 18, 2008 @ 12:22 PM
Teh very last paper for the prelims!! , hoho but this also means tat Olvl is coming in less den a month time : (( While i was reading my bio ytd night, i got this email which was hilarious . Absolutely funny! when in school we always wondered why teachers always seemed so mad?Now we know the reason......cuz they are so stressed out by our kids! why??Read below the essays to know.I really sympathize with this teacher..What i would like to see in my aged parents / grandparents.I am a boy.Boy is a boy . Girl is a girl but I am not a girl . Why I am not a girl is because I am a boy.A very good boy. I have a sister and three parents . Two mothers and one father . They are mad people and I am their mad child . We are all madWhen they are old, I am hoping that they have earned a lot of money by then. Money is money . Not money is not money . Money is good so i like money . When they are old they will not need so much money so I can take all their money and useBecause of my three parents, there are more of them to take care of each other. I can then go and use all their money as they do not need the money. They can go and play chess or sing songs together.Learning outside my windows - Describe sights, sounds & activities.Looking outside my window, got bird , got boy. Boy eat bird , bird die. I see a rainbow outside . It is very colourful . I am happy because it is very beautiful. I see children playing with balls outside. All kinds of balls . Football , basketball , baseball , ballballMy mum and dad come into my room and sit beside me on my bed. They look outside the window too. My mum is sitting on my right and my dad is sitting on my left. They are happy that i am happy . Suddenly , some sparrows flew past . Our family dog then jumped out of the window to catch some birds.Our dog is a very active dog. He eats a lot . He is an active dog who eats a lot. This is why he is active. However,he is not a very clever dog because he is mad. When he jumped out of the window to catch the birds , he forgot that our family lives on the twenty fifth floor . Dog die , me sad This is a bad day for me looking outside the window because i am sad . I am sad because my parents just bought the dog yesterday. We are sad .Suddenly an aeroplane flies past the window. We forgot about our dog and are very surprised because we have never seen an aeroplane before. As a result ,we are happy because the aeroplane is exciting.My mum is talking to me, but i continue looking outside the window . She screams , but i still look outside the window . I am deaf because of the large sound from the aeroplane. We are sad again , but happy because the rainbow is still in the sky.This is an exciting day outside my windowJust too funny ; D D I guess i'd smack the person's face if i'm the teacher ,hehe. Off to my videos !!
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Thursday, September 18, 2008 @ 12:22 PM
Teh very last paper for the prelims!! , hoho but this also means tat Olvl is coming in less den a month time : (( While i was reading my bio ytd night, i got this email which was hilarious . Absolutely funny! when in school we always wondered why teachers always seemed so mad?Now we know the reason......cuz they are so stressed out by our kids! why??Read below the essays to know.I really sympathize with this teacher..What i would like to see in my aged parents / grandparents.I am a boy.Boy is a boy . Girl is a girl but I am not a girl . Why I am not a girl is because I am a boy.A very good boy. I have a sister and three parents . Two mothers and one father . They are mad people and I am their mad child . We are all madWhen they are old, I am hoping that they have earned a lot of money by then. Money is money . Not money is not money . Money is good so i like money . When they are old they will not need so much money so I can take all their money and useBecause of my three parents, there are more of them to take care of each other. I can then go and use all their money as they do not need the money. They can go and play chess or sing songs together.Learning outside my windows - Describe sights, sounds & activities.Looking outside my window, got bird , got boy. Boy eat bird , bird die. I see a rainbow outside . It is very colourful . I am happy because it is very beautiful. I see children playing with balls outside. All kinds of balls . Football , basketball , baseball , ballballMy mum and dad come into my room and sit beside me on my bed. They look outside the window too. My mum is sitting on my right and my dad is sitting on my left. They are happy that i am happy . Suddenly , some sparrows flew past . Our family dog then jumped out of the window to catch some birds.Our dog is a very active dog. He eats a lot . He is an active dog who eats a lot. This is why he is active. However,he is not a very clever dog because he is mad. When he jumped out of the window to catch the birds , he forgot that our family lives on the twenty fifth floor . Dog die , me sad This is a bad day for me looking outside the window because i am sad . I am sad because my parents just bought the dog yesterday. We are sad .Suddenly an aeroplane flies past the window. We forgot about our dog and are very surprised because we have never seen an aeroplane before. As a result ,we are happy because the aeroplane is exciting.My mum is talking to me, but i continue looking outside the window . She screams , but i still look outside the window . I am deaf because of the large sound from the aeroplane. We are sad again , but happy because the rainbow is still in the sky.This is an exciting day outside my windowJust too funny ; D D I guess i'd smack the person's face if i'm the teacher ,hehe. Off to my videos !!
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