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Friday, May 30, 2008 @ 1:12 AM
Ambulance do not put out fire ! Wednesday, May 28, 2008 @ 1:44 PM
: ( Mrs Rachel Lee is not teaching us anymore after today. *sad face* Okay, although we know her for like only 6 months , but she's rly very very nice lah. So nice that all of us will hand up our homework . She will tell us jokes , den watch shows etc lah. Its like so nice lah. She even treated us mac today ; D sigh , but no more already . I think she's going to further her studies ? i think is lidat. Oh my , who's gonna be our next eng teacher . Better be as kind as the kind , compassionate and loving mrs lee ( self proclaimed) P.S; its been fun wif mrs lee arnd : (( hmms , just remedial again. Boring~~~ There is 3 houses which are made totally the same , except the material used. First one is made of brick , second one is made of iron , third one is made of cloth. One day , an arsonist set fire on all these 3 houses . One of the passerby called the ambulance here . Which house did the ambulance save first?? Tuesday, May 27, 2008 @ 5:48 AM
Finally Chinese O lvl over already. Crap , i think i may retake it larh. My Bao zhang du hong gan*(feeling bad) , its like i've some out of points ,so damn shitty. I spent so much time on my chinese lah, and end up like this. *sad face* When i was doing my paper 2 , i was like feeling uber down . At least i could manage my paper 2 , tsktsk. Then this teacher, wearing pink , her actions are like uber funnyy lah. She will first wish us good luck , then like do many many weird actions like : " okay , now im walking backwards to collect the scripts." I was like , ROFL . LOL , junhui was also laughing his ass off. Remedials for the first 2 week , but okay lah. We have the least remedials compared to others. Be thankful man : D Later then post a joke, Its 5am now; D Friday, May 23, 2008 @ 12:33 PM
Countdown , 3 more days to O lvl Chinese!! Oh my gawd~~~ I have already tried my best to spend most of my time on Chinese , hopefully can do well , lols. My aunt even called and spot check whether i got study anot leh. Gonna push myself to do more this weekend . The ans for the previous riddle is ' carrot ' : D I think today off-day lah. Not posting any jokes. Ciaoo Tuesday, May 20, 2008 @ 2:39 PM
Heyheyhey! ; D I bet everyone is curious bout the previous answer :D Well , as Sean said , the nurse shouted "hail Hitler!" . Why? Cos when she shouted hail Hitler , the German baby stood in attention , the Jew baby peed on the floor , then the Singaporean baby will order the Filipino baby to clean off the urine . Well , its quite impossible to answer tis qn lah; D just for fun. Today mock exam again , but it is held in the class room . Very very boring lah i tell u. I want to sleep one , but then teachers will check the class now and then . Cannot lor. Then , ya , go hall and mark answer then go home ; ( Chi O lvls in 6 days ~~~~ Hmmph, wat is orange in colour and sound lyka parrot ??? Ran out of jokes man >.< Friday, May 16, 2008 @ 2:38 PM
Hi , long time no smell. Well , i got back my results ytd , and guess wut ?? I...nver flunk badly tis time round ;D Still rmb my time last year, always gotta go the Self Study Programme( SSP ). So uberly sian. However , this time i'm sure i no nid go in =x But , still gotta work hard lah. Chinese Os are coming . Team ZK ( zhengwei , issac , huaizhi , reuben , and I ) went to Republic Poly for our dota compe : D Great that we won. First round only tho , cnt get complacent. But still happy larh. Tml morning is our second round and must train hard . After this compe , I'm so not going to play so much already.O levels again=== . However the 2nd team from OPSS lost : ( . It's not that they suck kay?? Just that their opponent was simei ITE , rly tough . Today had our mock Chinese paper , super slack lah. The essays write in point form one. Its uberly boring u know . Then after that , the going through of answer , i could see that 1/3 of us dozed off . For me , yes of cos i nearly doze off , but scared teacher scold xD . One day , a nurse in KK hospital is taking care of 4 babies. One is German, one is Jew , one is Filipino and one is Singaporean. This nurse accidentally mixed them up , and couldn't differentiate them. So , what did the nurse do to figure out who is who ?? I took KKK advice , and decided to post the answer at the next post . i got many other jokes lah, but alot racist one. I was told not to put them up Later go jail @@@@@@@ Byes, cheers! wish me luck for tml's match Tuesday, May 13, 2008 @ 12:50 AM
Swee oh~~ MYE is over , and we no nid to mug as much already . Sigh , however chinese O'lvl is coming and , ya lah scared lah. duhh! Aiming for a gd grade for Chinese , A2 ;D. Not ambitious lah , can do it one. Bio paper 1 is , okok..got some retarded mistakes. Crap. I dunno why they give us foolscap paper , wasting time or smth? I tot we only nid Qn paper and OTAH FORM!! HAH , tats how ms lo pronounce OTAS form. Otah otah ; D kk , who wanna work after O'lvl ? Pls inform me man , cos my mum got a job for us . It is to refill petrol for MRT in Bishan . $10 / hr leh , and summore , quite easy to do. I heard pay can negotiate?? Mayb can increase. Who interested? okay : D MRT uses electricity to move ,not petrol =x Sunday, May 11, 2008 @ 1:42 AM
YES! The exam is almost over , and whats left is just bio paper 1 . I still got study for it lahh, but at least i got more time to slack ;D . Wrong attitude i guess, O lvl leh. I msged my tuition t'cher today , and he asked if he shud come here even for an hour . He doesn't want me to idle too much . ( Or he wants his pay ;D Guess not ) My dad bought a karaoke set + amplifier , and my house got less peace alrdy. Esp when my dad invite my relatives here to sing the 1990s songs. Ownage lahh , like world war 2. But the amplifier is rly cool . When i watch movie and i on the amplifier, shit , so nice sial :D . And i've learnt some uber cool card tricks ;D kk i'll post a joke. There's a room without windows and doors . A guy is stuck in the room . The tap is running non-stop , and the guy has only a twig , a grape and a pencil wif him . How is he going to prevent himself from drowning?? Eat the grape and swim : D UR HEAD ! . scrolldownfor answer Turn off the tap ; DKay its dumb i know But my nice jokes are like almost used up lah. I guess i'm not putting up jokes on every post soon Thursday, May 8, 2008 @ 4:14 PM
Hey man , super tired tday. I slept at 12pm last nite... and then woke up at 6. Not playing lah , but studying the stupid chem. I dint expect that i gotta read so much of chem .So fweaking boring sial. Luckily the paper today not very tough, can at least pass : DD ?? After the paper , i went to eat mac with my bunch of friends. Then we sit at separate table mah, not enough space. Then after on , their side throw those tissue paper , receipt ,and ice . Wah, then we got war lor. After on one ice hit dao my head , then i took my leftover muffin and throw at them . Winner is keech ;King of the mac.: D kk enough crap . One day , a ghost buster heard of this mansion , where there's a red ghost and a green ghost. The green ghost need 1 bullet to be killed while the red ghost need 2 bullets to be killed. The ghost buster entered the mansion only with 2 bullets. After 1/2 hr he killed both ghost. How??!!? not hacking ;Dscrolldown4answer The red ghost saw the green ghost tio shoot, he " xia dao lian qing qing " . ( face turn green green ) Wednesday, May 7, 2008 @ 12:09 PM
I'll rly like exam days larh! Everyday can reach home at bout 10-1030am , and can sleep xD. Great man. Geog was okay today , nver read river management nia , but i managed to scribble some from what i can rmb . Okays now , i bet most of us SHOULDknow bout George Washington , who accidentally chopped down his dad's favourite cherry tree . His dad forgave him as he was honest to tell his dad that he chopped down the tree. Thats the real story ...however , i've got a lame joke . George Washington accidentally chopped down his dad's favourite cherry tree. His dad forgave him . Why??? Scrolldown4answer.... Cos george was still holding the axe ;D I don't know why lah, so many ppl dunno bout the real story. SO hard for me to say out. *And nahh , i'm not dirty ;D . Just that dirty jokes are superfunny.* Monday, May 5, 2008 @ 10:55 AM
My gosh..physics paper ain't tough lah, but i never study those things which came out. I know one lah!. But "xie bu chu " : ( . I listened to mdm wong and slept 6hrs . haha. Right , jokes can make me relax , though I'm listening to my own : ( . Whoever got nice jokes , pls tell me . I'll feel happy for the day if i laughed . lols. One day , Jim died and went to hell . He saw Satan welcoming him there. After having a chat with Satan , Satan said ," there's 3 rooms here ,and u gotta pick a room to stay in ." Jim opened the first room , and saw thousands of people burning in immense flames. Jim said , " hell no , not here." Then he opened the second room , and saw some guys being chained up and brutally tortured. Jim said , " u got to b freaking kidding me , not here!!" Then he opened the THIRD door ,and he saw a uber hot chick doing a blow job to a guy. Jim said to Satan, " holy shit! of cos i'll pick this!" Satan asked ," are u sure?? Alright then.. JANE , U ARE REPLACED!! " Get it right...? Its freaking dumb lah. lols A maths tml , and "i'm so going to prove mr toh wrong ;D " . My quote during sec 3 which motivates me to study maths. Cheers! Sunday, May 4, 2008 @ 1:46 AM
Sup , just flipped through my geog notes. I tried to remember the formation of delta and all those craps , but cannot lah. I started reading at 11pm ,and after seeing those uberlong sentences and definition , i chucked it aside ; D Still slacking when MYE is still going on , thats me . But i'll try my best lah , huh. Its 1.55am , and i'm like still quite awake . Then just do my post for today . " Do think twice before u agree to anything" Johnny always wanted to have sex with this lady in his office, but always got rejected . One day , he couldn't take it anymore. He went to her and said ," u let me screw wif u , and i pay u $100." She replied , " Hell NO!" . Johnny said ," I'll drop the money on teh floor , by the time u pick them up , i'll b done ! ". The lady decided to consult her bf first. The bf said , " ask for $200 , and hurry pick it up when he drop the money before he pull his pants down." She told johnny this , and johnny dropped the money. 45 min later , the lady's bf got very worried , and called her . The lady said , " That b@st@rd dropped coins~!" Dumb : D Saturday, May 3, 2008 @ 12:12 AM
Okay , one week more to end of exam and swuush~ relax !! , for 2 days. Its like shit man , Chinese Os is approaching and my aunt is so going to give me a pile of model essays to read. However , its for my own good actually. In fact , i 've learn pretty much from my aunt on how to do better in essays. Perhaps i'll treat her mac one day : D , the 50 cents icecream , haha. Right , gonna post a joke in case i forget one day . Can also share with my friends mah. "Think out of the box" . I got this joke from my email , and i find it super uber lame , which i rly like it . Once upon a time , there's a princess in this huge country. She's definitely a beauty ,but she has a disease. Anything that she touches will melt . The king got very worried , and so he annouced to the world telling them that whoever can bring something which will not melt after being touched by the princess , he will marry the princess to him and also let him be the king The next day , 3 princes reached the castle and met the king. The first prince took out a treasure sword .Despite its sturdy looks , it melts immediately after being touched by the princess. The second prince took out diamonds , which are supposed to be the hardest material on Earth. However , they still melted. The third prince approached the princess and told her to put her hand into his pants. The princess obeyed him , and put her hand into his pants. She blushed , and smiled. The item the third prince had did not melt ,and they lived happily ever after~~~~ Qn : What is the thing in his pants??? ( curious huh? :D ) P.niss must be the common answer , or ballss! but no =x scrolldown4answer Ans : M&M , it melts only in your mouth , not in ur hand xD . This is the slogan for the m&m chocs. Dun believe?? Go and check lar ! =x  Friday, May 2, 2008 @ 4:02 PM
Hey oh my gosh , i cnt freaking believe i'm back to blogging . Actually my previous blog is somewhat 'emo' type . I noticed tt i can find the word 'emo' in almost every post!. So dumb , lyka nubsaucecakepwnrofl : D .Well , i wont rly want to post about what have i done today or watever . So , i decided to post a joke everytime i post . Yup , but also mayb some crap above lahh. If not not call blog liao . Today , my new blog's birthday and also a weekend : ) Shioks. So i gonna put 2 jokes i found recently . Ok , seriousness aside.. ... So you want better "performance pay " huh?? Mr . P.Niss wants a raise. I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen. visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, V. Gina And , well ,i've learnt in bio tt its ONE suspicious-looking bag , not two . U'r so going to b laughed at if u go tell my bio Cher tt u have 2 bags. : ) Okay , next is some retarded joke that i found somewhere ( i forgot ) . Well , still okay bah... There are 26 alphabets , A-Z . If the letter 'E' and 'T' is taken away from the 26 alphabets , how many alphabets left?? 24 ?? u got to be freaking kiddin me. tts uber naive : DD scrolldownforanswer Answer is 21 . Why??? When E and T moves away , it brings UFO along : D. Funny right . lols. |